monuments in the desert

I consider myself a person of moderate climates. I get cold too easily, and overheat under the scalding hot sun. Cold, I can endure a little better, since it is quite easy to layer up with some good-quality fabrics. Extreme heat, on the other hand, is not possible to overcome easily. Your body needs to be okay with heat. Mine is not. DSC_0191

That’s why the last few days were intense for me. I was in Death Valley National Park with a few friends of mine. Not the best idea to go to one of the hottest places on this planet, but after spending quite a bit of time in Yosemite National Park beforehand, I felt ready to go have some time in the desert. I hadn’t been to a desert since 1999. And I was basically a baby back then with absolutely no memory of the place.

The first few moments we arrived, we were in 2000 ft. elevation, and I wasn’t feeling the effects of the heat at that moment. But once we actually reached sea level (and below), that’s when ~100F temperatures hit and I started overheating like an old car. All I wanted to do was to enjoy the scenery inside the car, which had blessed me with the good old air conditioning. However, things got quite interesting once we drove out of Death Valley to see the ghost town of Rhyolite. My friends were obsessed with gift shops and the like, so they decided to stop by what looks like an abandoned shack that had a shady “GIFT SHOP” sign. But, there was something interesting right behind that shack. It appeared to be a woman that was on her knees. DSC_0280

A naked woman. In the middle of the desert. Pixelated. That hot, boring desert suddenly had turned into something intriguing, with a bunch of other statues and works of art spread around. I apologize for the horribly dirty lens, but I thought it added a nice touch to the picture (in addition to the high ISO speed I forgot to reduce). DSC_0293

Apparently, the collection of statues belong to the Goldwell Open Air Museum, an “art gallery” made possible by Belgian artists. The gift shop we pulled next to had a really friendly employee, who told me the story of how this open air museum came to be. It was as fascinating as the sculptures themselves. Belgian sculptor Albert Szukalski became quite famous with his style, “ghosts”, and sculpted The Last Supper in his own style. He was fascinated with the desert landscape and originally wanted The Last Supper to be placed on Death Valley, which would make the sculpture even more dramatic. However, that did not happen and the sculpture was put right outside of Death Valley in early 90’s.DSC_0288

After all that, artists from Belgium came to Rhyolite, bringing their piece of art to this remote, arid, scary part of the planet and decided to merge their art with the discordancy of Southwestern US. There are, of course, more than The Last Supper and Venus of Nevada in Goldwell. There’s “Ghost Rider”, another sculpture that came to life by Szukalski, shown below. Right behind the ghost rider, you can also see “Sit Here!” by Sofie Siegmann.DSC_0297
There are a few other sculptures I regret not to have photographed, but I suppose those ones should be left for you to discover. The contrast between the works of art and the surrounding environment was the reason I was incredibly driven towards this place. Before even starting to take pictures, I actually spent some time inside the “gift shop”, talking to someone who was carving a Native American flute as I started talking to him. I listened to him tell the story of this amazing setup, and he played one of the flutes he made. All I hope is I find something quite similar to Goldwell in one of my future journeys.

Bridger Bowl, MT

Compilation of some of the footage I had while skiing in Bridger Bowl, MT. I unfortunately twisted my knee about a month ago, so no more skiing for me this season.

Soundcloud

I made some stuff for grime  lovers.

Bookmarks

Decided to make bookmarks for my friends a couple of days ago. They are 1.6 inches in width. Used black pens with the thickness varying between 1 cm and 0.05 cm.

Bikes up!

Living in Bozeman, Montana definitely has its perks. Aside from amazing snow and opportunity to go snowboarding three days a week during winter, summer has treated me even better. When May came, everybody started wearing their prettiest dresses and started enjoying what summer in Bozeman has to offer. The transportation dramatically switched from cars to bikes and longboards; weekends were all about camping, fishing and enjoying the outdoors. What did I do? Well, I biked around everywhere. But the thing is, I was never happy with the way it looked. I didn’t have one of those fancy cruisers; it was just a bike I bought from a garage sale for $30. So the first thing I did after buying my bike was to spray paint it to black, and put a sticker on it. Then I went to buy some pens, so that I can draw on the bike. Before I even painted it black, it looked like this(I didn’t have a picture of my own so I stole it from here):

Being the fat, lazy, useless person I am, I postponed this `doodling on my bike` thing for so long. So this weekend, I decided to make myself a nice espresso with  almond milk, put some music on and get to work. I bought three different colors. Red, Purple and Teal. I thought those three would be the best choices to be on a black bike. After two days of work, here’s what I had:

I have been thinking about what to draw, since I am a terrible drawer, I thought the  best option is to draw a bunch of random circles and lines over the main two bars of my beautiful bike:

On the bar where the seat is located, I drew these little bugs:

And as a last touch, my roommate suggested to put a quote which is perfect for a bike that will take me anywhere in this town, from Dr. Seuss:

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”

In the end, I had a bike that I now enjoy riding and honestly, more prone to theft. But having this beauty is a risk I’m willing to take.

Niagara Falls in Summer

(Not exactly summer, but still, it was a warm and sunny day)

Who would have thought!! Last week I went to see Niagara Falls again!! A lot has changed since then, of course. I have finished my Bachelor’s studies, changed my hair color(big deal) and unfortunately, officially became unemployed. Well, change is not always good, but it can bring some interesting things like spiritual content to your life. Which is exactly what happened to me. My parents came all the way from Turkey to see the commencement in Montana and then we traveled to Ohio to see my brother. He decided that since mom and dad are here, they need to see lots of places, including Niagara Falls! So why is this so exciting?

Aside from my inexplicable respect to massive water bodies(I almost cried when I sat half an hour next to Nile), I had visited Niagara Falls last winter. It was an amazing experience for me because I had never seen it before, and it left me in awe. I took lots of pictures that day, recorded everything with pictures and I remember promising myself taking the exact same pictures if I ever come back to the Falls. Well, I did come back; I did not take the exact same pictures, but I got some pretty good ones that I would like to show you. This time, I didn’t have to take the train to go to Buffalo, nor I had a broken lens and went around the town for 2 hours searching for a cheap 18-55 mm lens. This time, my brother and I drove three and a half hours to get to Niagara falls and stayed there for only two hours because we had plenty of other things to do for the next day. Trying to remember what I did the last time, I walked straight to the far side of the falls again, this time to be welcome by rainbows, instead of an icy `CLOSED` sign:

It was so lively, I couldn’t believe it was the same place I visited six months ago! There were a bunch of people, they were filming, there were children running around and seagulls just trying to drink from the water (but being the dumb flying rats they are, they were getting caught in the current, so they had to fly back to their previous position in every three seconds). It was simply breathtaking to see all this, and this time it was hot, people were wearing their tank tops, flip flops, sunglasses and enjoying the day! This time, the mist coming from the falls felt like a refreshing gift from the gods, cooling our body and soothing our souls.Our trip to Niagara Falls wasn’t planned very well, though. That is why we had to skip the Maid of The Mist trip that I really wanted to take(mainly because I had a GoPro). We still walked to the observation deck and had a proper view of the whole Falls area. I was once again, left speechless, all thanks to mother nature. Something had woken up inside me seeing all the stuff that was once covered in thick ice come to life; from insects to birds, from bacteria to huge tourist groups(as you can imagine, number of people was way higher than winter).

I thought about how to end this post for at least half an hour. I just didn’t want to repeat the stuff that I said six months ago. Going back to the post, I had said that I considered myself lucky to have seen it. I guess I could say, I feel extremely happy that I got to see this place twice, once in winter and once in summer, witness all the beauties that world shows us, no matter the season. I remember a friend telling me to visit it during fall, and now that I think of it, it seems highly likely!! Fingers crossed!!!

Largest Caricature in the World

Talented illustrator Erdil Yaşaroğlu(from Istanbul, Turkey) and Samsung wanted to send the aliens a message by imitating their crop circles on a very large area. Cheers. It looks amazing!!

Niagara Falls in Winter

This semester was one of the most tiring periods of my entire academic education. Every single weekend and holidays were like precious diamonds for me. Luckily it passed away like the wind and when winter break was finally upon us, I have decided to visit my brother in Ohio and relax. Of course, it wasn’t just slacking off all day long and playing Skyrim(because that’s what Ece from two years ago would do), I also showed the decency to make small trips to nearby cities. I’ve been to Washington and my favorite city of all time, New York! My final stop of my not-so-productive winter break was Buffalo, NY, with the intentions of seeing Niagara Falls. It kind of falls into the category of `Stupid things to do in the middle of winter` because it gets incredibly cold and windy in Niagara Falls.

One of my first long distance train journeys was this one. It was only for three hours, but still, it included trains for a fair amount of time. Getting to the station was the stressful part because my know-it-all brother thought  he didn’t need any navigation. We ended up in a godforsaken(and wrong, I might add) train station and figured out which train station to go to 10 minutes before the departure. Luckily, I made it to the right station and got to the train. yes, stress had ended but something was wrong. As the sun shined upon my face, I suddenly got the urge to take a photo of the coach I was in along with the outside, and realized my camera lens wasn’t working. The pictures were blurry, shutter wasn’t working and I almost started crying because all my plans were on hold.

Above picture is the small summary of the pain I was in. Luckily for me, I texted my dear friend Hande immediately, and she told me we can go around the town to search for a cheap and compatible lens for me Nikon. As I got off the train, I started walking towards the voice that was calling me. It was coming from a pepper red Audi. Hande and his boyfriend Enver were there to welcome me to Buffalo. They were kind enough to search for a lens with me for my camera after a really nice breakfast that included bacon, eggs, pancakes and unlimited coffee!! We basically tried every single camera store—both local stores and Best Buy to find 18-55 mm lens(because lets face it I have no money). Our last line of defense was the successful one and I got my lens back after driving at least 25 miles around town.  This small adventure took us more than 2 hours, we then decided it was time to go home to relax and then head out for the Niagara Falls.

We took a “lazy break” for about an hour, and this also gave me time to practice my blackjack skills, because we were obviously going to gamble after the falls. Our companions, tea, Oreo and internet didn’t let us go for a while, but then we knew we had to leave soon if we wanted to see the Niagara falls before dusk. So we grabbed our stuff and drove to Niagara Falls with the fire-red Audi! After thirty minutes or so, we saw the Canadian side of the falls with the fancy towers and casinos. We parked the car and started walking and MAN!!! IT WAS COLD AS HELL.

Seriously. If there is a hell, it’s not fiery and hot. It’s FIFTEEN DEGREES BELOW ABSOLUTE ZERO(for those of you lacking-sarcasm-detectors, this is a futurama reference.) and it definitely is Niagara Falls because all the mist coming from the falls turns into small pieces of ice that sprays your skin like small bullets and if you’re not wearing any gloves like I didn’t(I admit this was a stupid thing to do), your hands are going to be the ones that suffer. And this becomes a terrible burden because it feels like small needles are piercing your skin as you’re trying to take some good pictures and have fun with your friends. Try to take a little break. Either put your hands in your pockets or try to warm up in the gift shop.
So remember. If there is a hell, it’s going to be really cold and it’s going to be Niagara Falls. But hell is not always bad! Think of all the awesome things you’ve done to get there… Okay, this was a terrible metaphor so let’s drop all this and let me tell you why Niagara Falls is awesome in Winter:

Because it’s as beautiful and white as heaven could be. All that ice, snow and water just turns this place into somewhere magical because it’s nothing but white there. There are several places you can see the falls and one of them is an observation deck just in the imaginary border between Canada and  United States. The above picture was taken in that observation deck. There is another place I completely fell in love with. It’s the rightmost end of the falls if you look really closely. Yes, as you can imagine, it takes a really long time to get there and road to that place is incredibly painful but beautiful as always. It took me around thirty minutes to walk that half a mile but it was definitely rewarding. This is how it looked like while walking:

As you can see, it’s all ice. Even the grass was covered with a really thick layer of ice because of all the mist coming from the falls. Trying to walk to the end of that road where the people are was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done in my life. Seriously. I am a terrible ice skater by nature and walking on ice is even worse. Especially if you have a really large backpack and a huge camera with you. But in the end, it was all rewarding and the scene we came up with was this:

Luckily for us, Hande’s boyfriend came to save the day with his fire-red car and picked us up from the beautiful hell that is Niagara Falls. Later in the day we went to the Seneca Casino and guess what? There are shitloads of people in there. I felt so sad because one of the greatest wonders of the world only had 50 people around it because it was really cold but the casino just a couple of hundred meters away from it had all the people inside. Gambling is seriously a problem in everywhere. and believe me when I say this, because I’ve already seen Las Vegas and Atlantic City.

Enough of the sadness. We should be enjoying the beauty nature has to offer to us! I, personally, consider myself lucky to have seen this wonder and would definitely recommend you to see it on winter when there aren’t many people around to ruin the joy of seeing the falls and when everything is white and gives you the illusion of purity. Maybe next time, I’ll go to Niagara Falls on summer and take the exact same pictures!

And also, I’d like to thank Hande and her boyfriend Enver for enduring me the whole time I spent there and giving me the quick tour. Your hospitality is very much appreciated! I hope one day I could return the favor!

USAF Thunderbirds

Found this photo just now while I was discovering my 3 tb hard disc. Thought it was pretty awesome. Taken in Izmir, Turkey.

Amazing Superpowers

Here’s a massive list of superpowers I came across while stumbling:

Best Futurama Inventions

I’ve been quite obsessive about Futurama(Again) nowadays, and I must state, it truly is one of the greatest Science Fiction shows. It’s not just the jokes or lines or the fact that Simpsons has an influence on this TV show, it’s the incredible imagination of the creators. What mostly makes me laugh more than jokes is the weird inventions of Professor Farnsworth or the ones that are already present in the year 3000. So, let’s take a good look at the best inventions in Futurama, and hope that someday we’ll get to see them.

We won’t really see most of them, since they’re impossible to exist but who cares, right?

Finglonger:

A man can dream. Designed by Hubert J. Farnsworth, yet still not invented in the year 3000. The index finger was developed longer than the other ones to provide important tasks like giving briefings easier or poking people while they’re sleeping. Finglonger is the most useless yet useful invention from Futurama.

Probability of existing: 1

Space Ships with Personalities:

Yeah, I know. Planet Express Ship(or the ScienceMobile?) wasn’t the first ship with a personality and there are many sci-fi movies which has an AI installed on the ship. Yet, I have seen this on Futurama too and I WANT IT. I want my ship to talk to me, guide me and help me with defenses. I even have a name for mine: EDI(Enhanced Defense Intelligence). Yeah sounds too Mass Effect 2 but what can I say? At least she doesn’t go crazy and vacuum the whole air in the ship just because she broke up with Legion. Come on. How immature is that?

Probability of existing: We don’t have spaceships, and we don’t have powerful AI’s. But I’ll give a 100 years for this one to be invented.

The Internet

I know you smart ass. DUH. Not this one. I mean the one in Futurama! The Internet where you can play arcade games and date in 3D! And this way, you can’t be an internet smart-ass or prince charming; it would save both the time and the money spent on those useless junk. And Think about the internet gaming! You can actually play Call of Duty or Left for Dead like it’s actually happening! That would be some crazy shit, a new era in internet gaming. WOOOOO!

Probability of existing: I bet somebody out there is actually trying to make this come true.

Bending Units

This is where the fun starts. Think about a robot which has to drink alcohol in order to process, smokes cigars for no particular reason, swears a lot and wants to kill all humans! Yes, Bender Bending Rodriguez is just one of the bending units in Futurama, but we already know other bending units are fun too. Take Flexo, for instance. He would usually say things that would break your heart, but you knew he was always kidding. Not just that, they’re great companions too! They would be the best friends of us nerds and idiots(reference point: Phillip J. Fry). And they have a purpose other than sitting on the couch all day long and drinking booze: Bending girders! Think about the work they could do. If they weren’t too lazy about it.

Probability of existing: Very low. We have to build AI’s, robots that could work like us humans do. And I’m sure a bending unit which works on alcohol would be the last thing that a robot manufacturer wants to develop.

The Smellescope

Behold! The mighty Smellescope!! Think about the implications of this awesome device! You could actually smell anything in the universe! Physically impossible, yet it would be nice to smell the hourglass nebula or the horsehead nebula. If anyone cooks a good dinner at the house filled with naked girls across the street; or something smelled wrong in the universe, you’d be the first to know it!!! Just try not to smell Uranus(Urektum in 3000).

Probability of Existing: Zero.

The Mind Switcher

“We’re just the people this mind switcher was made for by us!”

Say, you’re a woman and want to experience what it’s like to be a man for just one day. Then the Mind Switcher is just the device for you! Too bad you can’t return to your old body once you switch minds with another. Yet, you can use MATH and calculate how many more people you need to get back to your original body. But here’s the Good News, Everyone! The leader of the Harlem Globetrotters Ethan ‘Bubblegum’ Tate has calculated the number of people you need to get back to your original body as 2(two). So all you need is two more people willing to change minds.

Probability of existing: With this huge engineering error, I’d say none. I’m totally fine with the science behind mind switching(I hope to god you don’t need  a sarcasm sign for this).

Third & Third & Third

Don’t really know what it does, but Bender uses it for making a birthday cake for Nibbler.

Probability of existing: If one day humanity needs one more ingredient for Half & Half, yes; we might actually have Third & Third & Third.

Head in A Jar
Ah! By far the best invention in Futurama! From Leonard Nimoy to Pamela Anderson; from Beck to Richard Nixon, every single historical figure has their head put in jars! Just think what we can get from them!

Kinetic Typography

This is Stephen Fry’s opinion about grammar Nazis and I agree completely.

Thanks to Mr. Jacket Trooper for this video.

A Scratched Owl is a Happy Owl

I have been searching for this video for too long, I had almost forgotten how cute it was!!

Now you’re thinking with Portals!

One thing I love solving: Puzzles. Getting the pieces together, finding a way out of labyrinths just make me feel like I have solved all the world’s starvation problem. Mirror’s Edge and Portal series are great examples as “New Genre of Puzzles”, they are simply first person shooter games with a completely different style. At this  point, I think Mirror’s Edge and Portal differ at a point where all you do is running in Mirror’s Edge while you have to solve somewhat extreme puzzles in Portal. And now, one of the most successful software and technology companies in the world, Valve, has announced that Portal 2 will be released on February 2011, I felt like I should write a few things for those of you who have heard the game but did not simply intend to play it.Forget every single game you have played before. You are now a test subject of Aperture Science, handpicked for a very special laboratory test, taking place in Aperture Science Enrichment Center. You wake up in the Test Chamber 0 which has no doors or whatsoever to lead you out of the room. All of a sudden, a woman’s voice is heard. Her name is GLaDOS: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, an artificial intelligence with an infinite capacity of knowledge. She’s there to help you throughout the tests, be your guide, inform you how Aperture Science works. She even encourages you to pass the test chambers so that you can earn your price. A CAKE! YEAH! THERE IS A CAKE(and it’s not a lie, there really is a cake). A blue portal opens up on one side of the room and you enter it. You realize you have just entered the blue portal and got out from an orange one to a completely different place. This is how portals work. By using your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, you can open a portal to your left, and another one to the ceiling. When you enter the portal on your left, you fall down from the ceiling. Portals can be opened to most of the flat surfaces except for some metals and of course, to any types of liquids. Therefore, you can’t open up a Portal in the middle of air or in water. So concrete is preferable. Simple quantum physics mixed with magic, really(using god for things you can’t explain can very well be another solution). And simple Newtonian physics too! Your initial momentum is conserved(or not?) while you enter a portal, this means if you jump to a portal with an initial velocity of zero and fell for three seconds until you reach a portal, this means you will be going with  29.43 m/s.(using the formula V=g.t, where g=9.81 m/s²) Let’s assume we need to reach the door on top, which has a height of 40 meters from where we stand. For further reference, see the figure on the left. What you’ve got to do is to open a portal where you stand and open another one below you. When you jump to the orange portal, you will come out of the blue one with an initial velocity of >0, enabling you to reach higher surfaces. So where was I? Ah, yes. We fall down for three seconds to reach the orange portal, which means we can `jump` to a surface with a height of 44 meters(using h=½.g.t² where h is the height in meters and t is time) . As you can see, we can easily reach the higher surface using momentum and have another 4 meters to simply wander in the air!The puzzles on portal are not simply momentum related, of course. You also need to activate certain electronic parts so that you can complete every test chamber. These electronic devices are activated by a High Energy Pellet(as GLaDOS calls it), enabling you to use moving surfaces, like the ones on Mario. With one exception, of course. This time it’s 3D. The image above is simply a depiction of all the electronic parts you will be associated throughout the game. The rest is just your mind working. The red button on the left side of Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device(the weird ass gun thingy) is used for opening doors and some gateways. The other circular thing that is attached to the wall on the left is just an energy source which uses the High Energy Pellets to simply move the white platform on the right hand of the image. The High Energy Pellets are  mobile `sources` of chemical(or maybe nuclear) energy that are shaped like spheres(DUH?!). Just like everything, they can enter through a portal and come out of the other one. Be careful though, If you touch them, you get vaporized. Like GLaDOS says: “While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, The Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization.”. As you might have guessed, the high energy pellets are not simply designed to enter directly to those `circular sources`(as what I call them), you have to move them there, therefore using some hardcore `portal bitching` throughout the process. Timing is important, as well.

So, there are no enemies in this god damned game? Well, you can say that. But to enhance the `testing experience`, Aperture Science has also assembled the cutest turrets ever to block our way and shoot us vigorously on sight, therefore causing death(DUH?!?!). Then again, this is not a warfare so you won’t have guns basically to shoot the shit those cute turrets. You can carry them to a corner if you don’t want them to have any malfunctions, of course, if you approach them on the back where they can’t see you(If you’re asking why you should do that, I suggest you listen to this). Throwing them or opening a portal through which they can malfunction for good are also other options.

Most of the things I mentioned can be seen in this video, giving you a better opinion of the game. Once you are into this game, you’ll be amazed at how fun it is to solve puzzles and use good timing. Also, you’ll realize how awesome it could be to eat a cake which will be rewarded to you at the end of all enrichment activities. At the end, you will be surprised at how short the time of gameplay was, and get anxious for the release of P0rtal 2. I would love to talk about Portal 2, yet I feel like have taken enough of your time which can very well be spent on playing this game. Maybe next time? So, do yourselves a favor: Buy Portal(downloading it illegally won’t do you any good since you’ll realize Portal is worth every single penny you paid for it) on Steam and enjoy it while waiting for the next game.

Oh and also, mind the gap and mind your step. Good Hunting!

Spam Mail

Cheers to the one who did this.

Inception

Warning: Most of the reviews do not contain spoilers but this one does. So read at your own risk. What I’m going to mention is something more than actors or the director of this movie. If you can’t stand the Matrix philosophy, don’t stay here. Get the Fuck Out and let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Since its moment of announcement, I knew Inception was going to be something else entirely; the amazing distortion of reality mixed with a pinch of madness. I didn’t know anything about the plot, just watched a few bits from teaser and there I was at the movie theater. My expectations were clearly high as it usually is with movies which have amazingly well produced trailers(300 and Avatar is just two of many). 99% of the time, I go home disappointed(300 and Avatar is just two of many[Surprised?]). This time, everything changed.

Most of us have met Christopher Nolan with Prestige, Memento and new Batman Series. I doubt anyone will say he wasn’t able to handle them.  The first Batman was OK. The second one was a giant leap for selfless hippie drones(JK, you delirious morons. I love The Dark Knight) because it promoted anarchy and was put behind a strong ideology. Similarly, Inception is put on a very strong pedestal of ideas and even though it has four different incidents with identical characters in the very same timescale, it manages to catch the watcher’s attention. Of course we can’t just thank the director for that because every single detail is put into the movie very thoroughly, including the great score by Hans Zimmer. I’m not mentioning the actors because even though I think the choice of actors were a little sloppy, I doubt someone will say they were not at one of their best.

While the major components of the movie make it a blockbuster, the details behind it are what makes this movie so damn good. Let’s examine the character, Ariadne, the architect of dreams. Ariadne was believed to be the “Mistress of the Labyrinth” in Greek Mythology and in the movie she uses a Bishop(chess piece) as a Totem. In Catholic Church, bishops are entrusted with their position and oversight. She is an overseer and a flawless guardian of Dom Cobb, representing the logic and rationalism with a chess piece totem while Dom Cobb represents emotions and irrational thinking(his totem is a spin top, remind you). Another good reference that made me smile was the talk about ideas acting like viruses. It reminded me of Daniel Dennett’s talk on TED. You can watch it here and see how similar Dennett’s talk and Dom Cobb’s idea of inception. Dennet states: “It’s the ideas that hijack our minds[…]Now am I saying a sizable minority of the world’s population has had their brain hijacked by parasitic ideas?” while mentioning memes, and Dom Cobb mentions that ideas are like parasites: “What’s the most resilient parasite? An Idea.”. I was amazed, amused and really happy to hear this, although what Dennett is talking about in that clip is religion while Dom Cobb extends Dennett’s hypothesis to almost every idea. You can watch the video [Here].

A Note: I didn’t mean to imply that Christopher Nolan came up with “ideas infecting people”. I was just amused how the two are similar. Sorry for the misunderstanding I caused.

About a week ago, I was discussing the perception of reality with one of my friends. If you intensely dream for quite a long time, and when you suddenly wake up, how can you tell the difference between real life and the dreamworld? Are things you see with your eyes and perceive with your mind really real? Or are yourself the architect of everything you set as reality? You know you touch it, you know you feel it. But what if those feelings are  just simple products of your subconscious? Testing these questions are simply impossible(or probable. Maybe I’m too narrow minded to see how). Hypothetic0-Deductive Model will not get us anywhere unless someday we see Morpheus-figure coming for us and showing both the red pill and the blue pill. Maybe Mal was right from the beginning! What if the only way to wake up from this so called reality is just to end it? Questions pop, they vanish but one thing’s for sure: you won’t be getting anywhere with observation or experimentation.

So, what do you do with it? When scientific method is not an option, you either discuss the subject with friends for hours, then at the end all you have is a huge fear of not knowing anything about this world and even our own mind followed by horrible headaches(that’s how it ended for me)or, you can go watch a movie about it! Matrix looks like a piece of crap near this awesome motion picture, and I’m proud to say that it’s one of the best movies I’ve watched in a  movie theater since… I don’t even know when!

Brain Stuff and Mass Relays

I want to be perfectly honest with you guys. I can get distracted easily; and as you can guess, it also occurs a lot in my classes. Especially in biochemistry and bioengineering processes. To pull myself back together, I go to the last page of my notebook and draw things. The picture you see on your left is called a Mass Relay, from the popular Bioware game, Mass Effect. Its shape and design always looked so elegant to me, needless to say it’s also very easy to draw.
Before doing this, I must deeply apologize from my Biochemistry and Bioengineering instructors. It’s not because you guys are boring, it’s because I get bored easily(knowing that they won’t even read this, you can say that I’m trying to relieve myself of the guilt). So one day when I was in my biochemistry class and guess what? I got bored and began to draw a mass relay with a pink pen. This is how it turned out:


Yep. It’s a pink mass relay. Pretty boring stuff. Now check out the other mass relay I drew on the other side of the page. Notice that they are not on the same piece of paper.And what I realized today is significantly weird. Here’s what happens when you put together those two pages:
They’re almost identical to each other, and believe me, I did not copy these two. Funny how brain works in different ways.

Narcoleptic Squirrel

I did not frankly know that animals other than humans are able to have disorders like narcolepsy. This little squirrel you’ll see in about two minutes has narcolepsy and it’s having tough times in the back yard of a house. A tragically hilarious video and kudos to the guy who filmed it. Quoting his description on Youtube:

We had this wild gray squirrel in our back yard that I could never get on film that kept passing out. I finally left the video camera on the kitchen counter on a regular basis trying to catch it on film. Over a few months of filming I was able to get two minutes on film. The amazing thing here is that it lived in 80 foot tall trees and we saw it for a period of six months.

Deadpool: February Variants

The most annoying Marvel Character in the world; Merc with a Mouth, The Regenerating Degenerate, AKA Deadpool is on the cover of everything this February! I am simply thrilled about seeing one of my favorite characters in the whole world, fucking around and mocking everything that comes into his way. Enjoy:

The Periodic Tables of Stuff

Mendeleev’s periodic table of the elements helped us throughout our journey to chemistry, biology, physics and many other sciences I can’t think of. And now it’s serving for lots of other things. Here is the list of the Periodic Tables of Stuff.
ELEMENTS:

A classic periodic table of the  elements, I thought it would be nice to remember Mendeleev for his amazing design. Thanks to him from Me in the name of all natural society of the world.
Source: ElementsDatabase

AWESOMENTS:

A table of all the awesome things in the world, including Chuck Norris.
Source: ıO9

Criminal Elements:
A pretty good one. From Katrina to Petroleum, from baseball to MORON, you have everything to laugh at. Enjoy.
Source: Scienceblogs

TYPEFACES:
The periodic table of typefaces, a perfect valentine’s day gift for your geek lover, and a wonderful poster to stare for hours.
Source: dirkdallas

CONTROLLERS:
Bringing back the good ol’ days, eh?
Source: Gawker.com

INTERNET:
Google, Yahoo, FSM and more.
Source: No source, just found it on imageshack. Sorry guys.

DESSERTS:
It doesn’t look that sweet when you look at the molecular structures. But boy, do they look awesome!
Source: eblong

And for your viewing pleasure, THE REAL PERIODIC TABLE:

Thank you, and have a very fun weekend. Hope to eat on that table one day!

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